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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"

"There's nothing horribler than a word that isn't real."

"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."

"Not now, kids. Mommy's boiling the Easter bunny."

"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."

"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."

"""Hi. I'm an insane maniac."" - People who write more than three sentences to describe an Instagram photo"

"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."

"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."

"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""