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Joke of the Day
"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
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"Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude."
"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"
"No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark"
"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"
"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""
"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."
"Driving high versus driving drunk: Drunks run stop signs. Stoners stop and wait for them to turn green."
"A man comes into a bar... Wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse."
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."