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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women... imported"

"How did the high speed car chase end? Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem."

"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"

"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."

"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"

"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"

"I Enjoyed Your Joke, soue13, I've Also Come Up With One. At Age 25.. Did you guys hear about the dried grape at the party last night? He was really RAISIN the roof!"

"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."

"TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup. I went off the rails and straight on the sauce."

"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"