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Joke of the Day
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."
Next Joke
"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."
"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."
"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."
"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."
"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"
"Whenever you're mad at someone, just take a deep breath and count to 10. Those 10 seconds will give you time to think of the perfect insult."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"
"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"