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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."

"Q: What do flies wear on their feet? A: Shoos."

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"

"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but ""Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed"" seems extreme."

"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."