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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"
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"How do birds learn to fly? They just wing it."
""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
"I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs... All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married."
"How can you tell you're at a gay cookout? The hotdogs smell like shit."
"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""
"arm's length what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? a speech impediment"
"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger"
"Men are like roses. But watch out for the pricks."