202513

Joke of the Day

"The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket."

Next Joke
 
"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."
"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"
"12 year old girls are an untapped market."
"Want to Hulu and chill? There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show."
"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."
Terms & Privacy