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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"
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"Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !"
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"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."
"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"
"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"
"Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed? Does any of this really matter..."
"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"
"[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."