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Joke of the Day
"Plan ""T"" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one."
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"How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs"
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"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
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"Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin. ps. Please send more."
"A patella throws a party Because he's fun-knee"
"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"
"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."