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Joke of the Day
"I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing ."
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"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"
"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""
"Knock knock Who's there? Shi Huang Di Shi Huang Di Who? She wan DEEEEEZ NUTS! Yay for history jokes."
"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere!"
"How many beans are in Irish Chili? 239, because if there was 1 more it would be ""Too Farty""."
"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."
"I never picked my nose. I was born with it."
"*feels comfortable* comfortable: *slaps hand away*"