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Joke of the Day

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck."

"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."

"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"

"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"

"Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots."

"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."

"When boy scouts leave a campsite better than they found it, I like to picture a bear who went to interior design school like, ""Oh HELL naw."""