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Joke of the Day
"THERAPIST: You're cured. ME: Really?!? THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?"
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"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""
"The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms."
"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."
"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."
"My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie."
"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."
"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"
"I shaved my sack last week... Now I have poke' balls."
"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"