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Joke of the Day

"The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD."

"I'm actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me."

"I just saved a bunch of monkeys on car insurance by telling them that monkeys don't drive so they don't need insurance."

"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."

"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."

"Q: What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? A: I'm at wick's end."

"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"Wife: This milk is 30 seconds past due, time to throw it out. Me: This milk is lumpy. I need a fork."