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Joke of the Day

"How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !"

"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender."

"A 90 year old man used to tell me this same joke every time I saw him. I went to the Dr. today. He said he needed blood, semen, and fecal samples....So I gave him my underwear and walked out."

"Sex in a cornfield Is sex in a cornfield called porn on a cob?"

"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."

"""I'm both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!"" -Clark Kent"

"Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."