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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"
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"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer."
"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"
"I just saw a girl pay for a drink. Is everyone okay?"
"Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam"
"Why did Santa flick a booger on Beyonce? bc shes a cunt"
"What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room? You dont fit in the hood kid."
"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"
"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."