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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"

"I don't have a sense of entitlement... but I deserve one."

"Donald Trump is the candy corn of politicians Part white, part orange and sickening in large doses"

"Eric Garner tried stand up comedy... But he choked on stage."

"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."

"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""

"Don't get it. Heard the phrase ""keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir"". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me."

"If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?"

"""you're too polite"" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers"

"How do frogs die? They kermit sucide"