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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"
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"I only have one cardinal rule... Never feed them past 9, because if you do they'll be up and chirping all night"
"I grew up for this?"
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"When a waitress asks if I'd like to hear about the specials, I politely explain that talking about retarded people ruins my appetite."
"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."
"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"
"Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory"
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."