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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador."
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"You're only as good as your internet connection."
"What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment."
"What do you call an amorous vampire? A neck-romancer"
"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."
"Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack? Whore moans"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The ""p"" is silent."
"I recently started remodeling my house and quickly got in over my head, so I decided to get some professional help. I also hired a contractor to work on my house."
"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."