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Joke of the Day

"You know why midget performers attract customers? they remind them that life is short"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."

"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."

"Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants."

"When life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."

"u chill bro? u enlightened bro? u got the secret bro? u feel the oneness bro? u transcendental bro? u alive bro?"

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."

"Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ..."

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."