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Joke of the Day

"I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it'll just be my turn."

"Say what you will about terrorists, but those guys really know how to paint the town red."

"What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime? A Ouijaboo."

"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"

"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"

"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."

"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"

"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""