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Joke of the Day
"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."
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"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."
"[1st Row at Beyonce Concert] Beyonce: Who run da world?! *points mic at me* ME: [having briefly heard the song once before] ...squirrels?"
"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""
"What's the worst kind of tea? Emptea!"
"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"
"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"
"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."