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Joke of the Day

"[unbowed unbent unbroken] the name of the episode should be changed. Because Sansa was definitely bowed bent and broken"

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."

"My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down."

"My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck."

"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."

"Why did the suicide bomber not show up to work? He got mad at the wrong alarm clock."

"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"

"How did the depressed man get around town? Moped"

"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."

"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."