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Joke of the Day

"Knifes Last night someone cut my power so I took out my knife and badly injured them. I guess you could say I was taking a stab in the dark. I'll be here all night"

"Boy dog: ""how do you like it bitch?"" Girl dog: ""ruff"""

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A.I.D.S."

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."

"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can just wash her crack and use it again"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""