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Joke of the Day

"Me: That tree is impeckable ""Don't you mean impeccable?"" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"""Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made."" - 3 am"

"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""

"When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome."

"Doctor: ""Hey, how are you?"" Patient: ""I am good"" Doctor: ""Ok. Next."""

"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."