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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?! A poke-mon!"
Next Joke
"Until you lean in to hear a seven-year-old's whisper, you don't realize that front teeth act as a retaining wall for spit."
"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."
"whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there"
"Listen buddy, I never said they were for sale. I just put the ""FRESH EGGS"" sign in my yard to brag"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."
"""My god,"" I whisper as the food arrives. ""Just as the prophecy foretold."""
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
"why did the Mexican man push his wife off of a clif? to-quila"