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Joke of the Day

"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, ""Morning.""He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""

"I am so bad at self-deprecation"

"A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"What's in an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato."

"What is the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls outs"

"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""