200616

Joke of the Day

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies."

"OK then - how 'bout this Roof joke? What's the new term for ""almost completely racist""? 180 Roof"

"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."

"Did you hear about the insomniac car-enthusiast conspiracy theorist? He stayed up all night debating whether Porsche did 911."

"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."

"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."

"If a tree falls down, and only a women hears it. What the fuck was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar . . ."