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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It...um...it was a pretty good one."

"These Alt-Right people should Ctrl+Alt-Right+Delete themselves from American society, Am I right?!"

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers..."

"Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday Those were the days..."

"My friends tell me that cooking is easy but it's not easier than not cooking."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine? Do we have any papal towels?"