202018

Joke of the Day

"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."

"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."

"He took me from a bar. He took me in his car....... He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!"

"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"

"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"

"I'd like you to meet my family, my wife Sharon, my son Carl, and this balloon that follows me around"

"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."