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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"
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"Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it"
"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat*"
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"
"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."
"Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk..."
"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."