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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried sex when camping? It's fucking intense..."
Next Joke
"If at first you don't succeed . . . don't try skydiving."
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."
"Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight... ... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14"
"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."
"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."
"Overheard a woman telling another woman ""It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles"" and whatever it is, I'm in."
"I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave."
"How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family."
"You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion."