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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about going in without a condom? The abortion."
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"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper."
"How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket"
"What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court? Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself."
"*chases cat around the house with a lint roller"
"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"
"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"
"Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now."
"What did the plate say to the fork? Don't worry, the dinner's on me."
"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"