201790
Joke of the Day
"Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old."
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"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."
"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a tall building and fell through a manhole? He commited sewercide"
"Why your mom never took you to the zoo They wouldn't allow you to leave"
"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."
"What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park"
"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."
"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""