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Joke of the Day
"Why did chicken cross the road? Because Intermediate value theorem"
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"After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption. Let the little shits be someone else's problem."
"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."
"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"
"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."
"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"
"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."
"How is a blowjob like a lobster dinner? You have to leave the house to get a good one."
"Whenever I'm feeling too self-confident I'll find something in my hand I've just spent 15 minutes looking for."
"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."