2016
Joke of the Day
"why don't melons run away to get married? because they cantaloupe"
Next Joke
"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."
"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."
"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"
"How do you clean a seat for a woman? Wipe your face"
"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"
"I'm just going to put an ""Out of Order"" sticker on my forehead and call it a day."
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."
"I like my beer like I like my woman Without a fucking dick in it. Fuck you Amy, fuck you"