20157
Joke of the Day
"How is Santa like a paedophile? They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks."
Next Joke
"I can't be the only one worried about where spiders go in winter."
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"A chicken crosses the road... ..and meets 007 on the other side. ""What's your name?"" Asks the chicken. ""Bond, James Bond,"" Says 007. ""And how about you?"" ""Ken,"" Says the chicken. ""Chic Ken."""
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."
"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."
"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback? A Ha'wayman."
"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"