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Joke of the Day
"I can't be the only one worried about where spiders go in winter."
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"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."
"*Skrillex, young and penniless, is working at a grocery store and shelving boxes of produce* *drops beets* Oh. Oh my god."
"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"
"Chuck Norris can speak braille."
"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"
"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."
"[Mad scientist lamenting] ""All that work, trying to create a perfect palindrome ..wasted! DAMMIT I'M MAD !"" (Pauses) ""Hey...wait"