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Joke of the Day

"How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house? Just pay for your pizza."

"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."

"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist"

"What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground"

"What do bears get at raves? Mauly."

"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."