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Joke of the Day
"""No, Dad, Vampire Weekend is not like Shark Week..."""
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"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""
"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""
"At first, I never understood why my parents had a bitter relationship Until I realized my birthday was 9 months after my dad's..."
"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"
"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."