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Joke of the Day
"Abortion sure brings out the kid in you."
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"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."
"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."
"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"
"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."