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Joke of the Day
"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
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"What if Hitler was cast for 'The Matrix' instead of Keanu Reeves? The movie would have been pretty... Neo-Nazi."
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"Husband comes home early and sees his wife with a black man. And says: ""Now i can see black on white that you are cheating on me. """
"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."
"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."
"The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor Thanks man No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe"
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"That moment when it's Sunday and you have alzheimer And you're waiting so hard for the Sunday to come"
"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."