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Joke of the Day
"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
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"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."
"I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22."
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"
"person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person is typing person: hi"
"I met my wife in Tinder. It was awkward. I didn't know she used it, too."
"If there's something strange, in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call? GEORGE ZIMMERMAN"
"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."
"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."