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Joke of the Day

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"

"Say ""Literally"" and ""Legit"" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit"

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"

"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""

"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"

"What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth? Go go power rangers!"

"My friends always told me I couldn't say my S's right. I never noticed it until I heard a recording of myself talk. Suddenly, it all made shensh after that."

"What's the difference between bullets and people? People miss Harambe"

"what is your least favorite type of sandwich? Whoops, wrong sub."