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Joke of the Day
"What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common? They have access to arms."
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"My buddy has been so annoying bragging about how he only sails on a ships maiden voyage... Fuckin shipsters"
"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."
"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."
"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"
"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."