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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."
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"Before emjois i had to end texts to my girlfriends with ""two girls holding hands* heart* kissy face* glass of wine* nail polish* red lips."""
"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."
"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."
"Cracked a joke about the Titanic. Went down well."
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"Ever read a book or see a film that touches you so deeply it changes your whole worldview? I just took a shit like that."
"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."