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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."

"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"

"I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew a) Don't b) Leave it"

"What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? An instagator!"

"What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women."

"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"

"[Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering."

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing."

"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"