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Joke of the Day
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"
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"What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW"
"Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?"
"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."
"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"
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"Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J."
"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."
"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."