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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."
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"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""
"What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show? Moshed potatoes."
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"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
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"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"
"Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass"