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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about watching porn? ... The climax is always the same."

"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"

"Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon."

"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."

"2 penises went to watch a movie.. Penis 1: Is this an adult film? Penis 2: Why? Penis 1: Then we have to watch it standing up. P.S. - xD I'm sorry, this just came to me.."

"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"

"What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas? A better son."

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"

"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."