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Joke of the Day
"how does rex reclaim make his music? he composts it"
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"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze."
"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."
"Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was ""you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"""
"Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio."
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"
"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"
"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."
"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."