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Joke of the Day

"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."

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"Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
"Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play."
"My wife likes to talk after sex.. So she called me from a hotel room. No Respect! RIP Rodney Dangerfield"
"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
"""You like mayonnaise? Prove it."" - Costco"
"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."
"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"