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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company? A good in-vest-ment"
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"Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!"
"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""
"I'm not the man you'd hoped for or even the man you wanted me to be. Perhaps you should have just once seen in me, the man I am."
"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"
"How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper."
"Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart."
"Some of the weirdest looking Jehovah's Witnesses kept knocking on my door last night."
"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"
"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"