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Joke of the Day
"Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!"
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"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""
"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"
"Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective."
"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."
"""Well well well."" - Me, answering three questions: 1.) How are you? 2.) What's your favorite adverb? 3.) Where'd you hide grandma?"
"The unemployment rate rose to 9.8% and Twitter is expected to see about a 10% hike to hit 200 million users by New Year's. Coincidence? No."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."
"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."