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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a homeless girl? I don't peel the crust off the pizza before I eat it."

"9: Have you seen my harmonica? [flashback to me smashing it with a hammer] me: Did you look under your bed?"

"I just bought a piano off the TV. It came from the Chopin Channel."

"ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet."

"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"

"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""

"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"

"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."

"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."

"What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear"